Compiling Backend Code to a Colder Chip
April 21, 2022

Archived from an original LinkedIn post by Brian Greenforest.

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Soon you'll be able to parallelize and get a supercompute concurrency speedup, putting ALL your custom backend code, no matter PHP, C#, Python, Perl, Node, COBOL, C, C++, Nginx configs, DNS, Email configs with any SQL server, with ALL your tables and schemas, with all your stored procedures and very sensitive business logic. Transparently compile your entire infrastructure, run it in on a COLDER CHIP (a very expensive chip though; but it'll manage multiple REDUNDANT copies of your server infrastructure) that will enable unimaginable capabilities!

Your customers will never wait complex queries to complete. Your engineers will love you because they will deliver 10x quicker. Your hiring budget will be optimized to favor #AI, a trade off of Machine Learning and Advanced In-Memory Superscalable Silicon Compute. It'll be VERY expensive to buy a chip, but savings are insane! You'll run your backend code in the cloud, sharing your own super-sensitive resources in a PERFECTLY SECURE Object Capabilities and Object Oriented Reactive Programming auto-parallelizing environment, absolutely elastic to satisfy your changing needs, and EVEN YOUR MOMENTARY LOADS (that's what FPGAs are good at: they can be reconfigured in the "field" based on current statistical analysis of data).

Choose to WAIT when we finish building THIS, or simply start collaborating with us directly NOW. Just PM me, I don't byte.

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